Psychic Services, Indeed!

T. Renee Richardson, D.D.
Metaphysician
Intuitive Guide

Dakine Humorscopes

Laugh, ya buggah!

Aries – If can, can. If no can, no can.

Taurus – Why fo you like beef? You like I lick you? K’den! Let’s go already!

Gemini – You need one break. Try fo go Koke’e.

Cancer – Brah, da next time you like sneak food in da movie, no bring musubi! Stay stink!

Leo – Make yo furlough Fridays mo freaky.

Virgo – No skip hula, yeah – work dat ocole!

Libra – You goin get scoldings fo dakine!

Scorpio – Man up, boo!

Sagittarius – No mo dakine. Pau already. Get used to to it!

Capricorn – Howzit? You mo feelin betta?

Aquarius – You da bess!

Pisces – Augie T.!