Psychic Services, Indeed!

T. Renee Richardson, D.D.
Metaphysician
Mystical Mirth Maker

Current Humorscopes

Aries: As your Mars bar approaches the Haagen Dazs constellation, Aries, you develop an insatiable sweet tooth. It’s to be expected. Just remember to brush thoroughly afterward, ok?

Taurus: Ramblin’ on the road and rollin’ on the river are really two different things. Contemplate that and join a Gemini in celebration of Jessy’s new beginnings!

Gemini: With Jessy on the mainland you may just have to make your own decisions and follow your own directives. Hmmm. Take some inner contemplation time, Gemini. As much as you need.

Cancer: Croup Dog, the Unwelcome Rapper constellation, makes an appearance in your chart this moon cycle, Cancer. Make sure you eat balanced meals and get enough roughage in your diet…but be gentle at the same time if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

Leo: You’ve watched the entire series “The Vicar of Dibley” enough times now to win the lightening round of Jeopardy without asking to phone a friend…and without realizing that you’ve mixed either metaphors or game shows. Take a break, Leo. And get a new series to watch, ok?

Virgo: If you’re looking back and frowning, Virgo, then look back no more! Put the mirror in front of your face rather than to the side, and peer directly into it. That’s you. What you were frowning at is behind you. It’s over. It’s the past. Let it pass in silence. That’s silent, but not deadly, ok?

Libra: Are you singing in the shower again? I heard you! So you do exist after all!

Scorpio: The dolphins and whales converge to create new brain patterns and secret sounds that confound the military in your moon cycle this time, Scorpio. You don’t have to pretend to understand anything. Just nod and smile and that’s all you need to do.

Sagittarius: Is it real if you’re scared? Or is it real if you’re not scared? Which is it? Do you want to be scared or do you want not to be scared? Make a decision, already, and then stick with it. Or change your mind. Again. And again. And again.

Capricorn: Every morning when I wake up, I have a new song to sing. We sang that at camp. Anybody else sing that at camp? Add the list to your chart this moon cycle, Capricorn, and see how long it is.

Aquarius: The Sacred Bunny hops into uncharted territory this moon cycle, Aquarius, and wonders if it may wander even further. Hmmmm. Enquiring minds want to know!

Pisces: Ok, ok, Pisces, take it easy. There’s no fire. Sit back and enjoy the ride. Everything is going to be fine. Life is like that sometimes. Find the humor in it and join Jessy for some new beginnings fun!