May the Farce be with You!

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Aries(March 21 – April 19) – The recently detected Tasmanian Devil Comet shoots through the sky this week and videotapes your every move, then posts the tapes on YouTube. There’s no audio, though. You must use The Farce to rise above the scandal and gain fresh insights into your life’s purpose.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20) – The recently detected Tasmanian Devil Comet fox-trots through your chart this week, causing you undue stress over the potential return of fahrfegnugen. You must use The Farce to rise above the mental perseveration and gain fresh insights into your life’s purpose.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) – The recently detected Tasmanian Devil Comet streaks through your chart this week and folds your socks as well as leaves Dove dark chocolate squares under your pillow. You lucked out! You must use The Farce to accept a deeper level of abundance and gain fresh insights into your life’s purpose.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) –  The recently detected Tasmanian Devil Comet ambles through your chart this week using a Rollator, and de-alphabetizes your Rolodex. You must use The Farce to rise above the carnage and gain fresh insights into your life’s purpose.

Leo(July 23 – August 22) –  The recently detected Tasmanian Devil Comet time-steps through your chart this week and draws stick figures  in your gratitude journal. You must use The Farce to rise above the shock, and gain fresh insights into your life’s purpose.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) –  The recently detected Tasmanian Devil Comet barrels through your chart this week with a red pencil, and demands to know why you failed to point out the date error in the previous scopes.  You must use The Farce to rise above the shame and humiliation, and gain fresh insights into your life’s purpose.

Libra (September 23 – October 22) – The recently detected Tasmanian Devil Comet streaks through your chart this week, triggering memories of a high school band and orchestra trip decades ago.  You must use The Farce to rise above the Way-back Machine, and gain fresh insights into your life’s purpose.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) –  The recently detected Tasmanian Devil Comet struts its way through your chart this week and smears your windows with fingerprints. You must use The Farce to rise above the carnage and gain fresh insights into your life’s purpose.

Sagittarius(November 22 – December 21) –  The recently detected Tasmanian Devil Comet marches through your chart this week and enlists you in the Marines. They may not be ready for you! You must use The Farce to rise above the bureaucrazy and gain fresh insights into your life’s purpose.

Capricorn(December 22 – January 19) –  The recently detected Tasmanian Devil Comet shimmies through your chart this week and causes an embarrassing rash. You must use The Farce to rise above the itch, and gain fresh insights into your life’s purpose.

Aquarius(January 20 – February 18) –  The recently detected Tasmanian Devil Comet giggles its way through your chart this week, taunting all irritating parties with a giant, sparkly ostrich feather.  You must use The Farce to convince the comet to allow you to keep the feather, and gain fresh insights into your life’s purpose.

Pisces(February 19 – March 20) –  The recently detected Tasmanian Devil Comet nearly ignores your chart this week, because it’s been so busy in everybody else’s! Read all of the above messages, then collate them in your brain and synthesize a new, concise message for yourself. You must use The Farce to create an interpretive dance number, and gain fresh insights into your life’s purpose.

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